The Difference Between Airplanes And Women

Here we go………

– Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.

– Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
– Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go”.
– Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
– Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
– Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
– Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
– Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
– Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
– Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
– Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
– Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
– Airplanes expect to be tied down.
– Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
– Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.

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